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Hi

Sorry i haven't been on for ages.
our computer hasn't been working and For my birthday i got a new laptop so this blog should me updated a lot. any way it's competition time again. send in your best jokes and pictures and the top three (one winner and two runner ups) will be posted on this blog and on my Youtube account Ub Chunkeys. Competition ends 22nd july. which is in about four days. so get posting.
post all entries to bobthefish@live.co.uk

this was by Igglepops

competition

Actually why don't we have a competition to see who's the greatest logo designer.
send it to bobthefish@live.co.uk and i will post the logos on and we will vote for the best and the winners will be used.

HAGGINS LOGO

Everyone must know by now thathaggins logo was not used and Haggin tried again with a picture and a logo. no offence Haggin but thats about 10 posts by you now.

also Mac Jason sent a logo in.

Haggins-gotta love those funkeys

Mac Jasons-this site is awesome

vote on the poll and choose the logo you want.

Haggin's logo

Haggin has sent in this logo and said that we should use it. vote on the poll if we should use it or not?

thanks Haggin and also you seem to like this blog. come on people be out of the ordinary.

Funkey of the week.

Right the winner between Tank and Xener was............................................................
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TANK!!!!!! wooo.

Old posts

check out the old posts by clicking on old posts at the bottom of the page.ummmm..... oh yeah try the puzzle at the bottom.

Another story

This story was sent in by IgglePops.

Ptep’s nightmare.

It was the evening of sprout’s sleepover party. She had invited Vlurp, Tank, Raj, Twinx, Lotus, Lucky and Ptep. It was also a known fact that Twinx didn’t like Ptep because he was a boring colour and she liked pretty things. So that night as Ptep fell asleep Twinx awoke with the sound of his snoring. I’ll fix him she thought. So she reached into her bag of make-up and crept towards Ptep.
The next morning Ptep awoke from the sound of laughing. He opened his eye and sat up. “What’s so funny?” he demanded.
“Nothing, pretty princess” Vlurp chuckled.
“Hey! Nobody calls Ptep a Pretty Princess. Especially if I’m a scary un-dead Mummy.”
“Of course you’re scary Ptep” Lucky said sarcastically “ I love your pink bandages Mrs Ptep”
“Lucky! Don’t be mean” sprout said
“Forget it!” Ptep said storming out of the room and out into kelpy basin.

As he walked out the sun was blinding. “aaahh” he said as he tumbled out into the high street. “eeep” he said as he bumped into Glub. “Watch where you’re going you pink buffoon” Glub said.
“Sorry”
“Ptep? Is that you? What happened?”
“Umm nothing.”
“But you’re pink”
“Am I?”
“Yes. Here” Glub said as he handed Ptep a jewel (make that plastic jewel) encrusted hand mirror. As Ptep Peered into it he saw a pink freak with huge eyelashes and glitter looking back at him. “What the cheese Berger Happened to me?”
“That’s what I asked you!”
“Oh my Cod-“
“Hey that’s offensive”
“Sorry”
“Twinx must have done that to you” Glub said.
“I’ll get her.”

Ptep stalked back into sprouts house and crept upstairs as they were having breakfast. As he opened Twinx’s Bag a voice said, “what are you doing?”
Ptep turned around to see Vlurp staring at him.
“Nothing” Ptep said knowing Vlurp could read his mind. Also knowing that Vlurp knew his plan said, “Please Vlurp. Don’t tell”
“Okay fine. I won’t tell her.” Vlurp said as he shot downstairs.
Ptep knew he had to be Quick so took the long thin tube out of his bag and put it in twinx’s bag and remembered to replace the label saying black face soap with pretty stuff for pretty funkeys. He then crept out the door and then re-entered closing the door loudly and walking into the kitchen. He looked at Vlurp who was smiling and then to Twinx who was giggling. Ptep sat down and said “wow I looked in the mirror and saw a very ugly funkey looking back at me… then I realised it was Twinx” Ptep started to laugh followed by the laughter of everyone else except Twinx. “Me, Ugly?” Twinx then ran upstairs to apply some make-up. Just what Ptep wanted.

When Twinx came back she looked like Wasabi. She was covered in black face soap. “There we go. Beautiful again. Right?”
“Umm. Yes beautiful” everyone agreed trying not to laugh.
“Okay then. Goodbye sprout and everyone else.”
Twinx walked out of the door and everyone turned to Ptep.
“Ptep. How could you? I mean replacing her deodorant with Bomble sweat. That’s mean.” Sprout gasped.
“What? No I put the black face soap instead of her cream.”
“Oh then who put the Bomble swea-“
“Me”
Everyone turned to see Lucky sitting at the end of the table with a huge grin on his face.
“But lucky why” Ptep said puzzled.
“I wanted to get her back because she put boggle butter in my hair gel tub”
“Oh, Good one Lucky” Vlurp chuckled.
“Thanks” Lucky said feeling rather proud.

“Wow, I smell great” Twinx said as she walked into the beauty contest.
The end






WOW THANKS FOR THAT STORY!!!!

WOW!!!

beleive it or not people have sent in stories already.

so here is the first story sent to me.(not a winner, have not seen the others)

The funkey day of no communication.

BY Haggin

one day in funkeystown holler studios was putting a new creation created by fallout. as they were putting it up holler said

"hey fallout! what is this again?"

"it's a ultra mobilised transportable communicator" fallout said proudly

a few hours of putting up a thinga majig holler turned on the U.M.T.C and went to the chat room.

In the hidden realm raj was teaching young funkeys the arts of funk-fu. "now students you are ready to learn the sacred arts of the flying pig flip kick. first you- raaaaaaaaa."

the pupils were terrified. there master had turned into a terrible tiger. they ran for the dojo doors as bomble burst through them "ROAR!!!!" he roared at them so they were trapped in the dojo with huge beasts.

meanwhile all sorts of funkeys were turning into they're true selves. vlurps were running havoc and nibbles were attacking people. the hollers saw this and teamed up with the non animal monster funkeys like wasabi's vroom's and so on. after a while the holler's realised that a fallout was sneaking around though all the havoc. the hollers ran after fallout and eventuall caught him. they then unmasked him and saw a henchman in disguise. "oi" holler said "right you did this because you wanted to ruin the harmony in funkeys town. no one could communicate because they all spoke the native language of their origin."

later that day holler studios took down the device and sighed "wow. what a day"

the end.

p.s look at the xener pic i did. please add it.

a funkey comic

send in your funkey comics. one will be shown each week.

New competition

YAY!!!! competition time...
this competition is a chance to win...wait for it...
a youtube video with your story line and a post with your original idea posted on the blog.

All you have to do is send a story in (has to be your own) and the winner gets the yotube video and the post on blog. the two runners up get the blog post (only saying that they are runners up.)
good luck with the competition.


also funkey of the week is...........................................
a draw between tank and xener. so now you have to vote for either tank or xener and the winning funkey is the funkey of the week!!!!!!!

Bomble winner!!!!!!!

Sombody won the bomble competition finally. the winner gave in the best funkey picture.

and the winner was hokeypokeyjim for this picture.

well done!!!

Wow these pics were great i got my little sisters to help me choose their favourite ones. but the best ones were infact.....

(user names)

Samien-fantastic 4

Funkey.G- glub as the lion from the wizard of oz

hayfunky-the hulk

yosammy-lotus as brother bear

Junkey -wasabi as darth vader.

the funkeys they sent in were.....

random numbers for help advice

hi it's me, ummm you may know my videos on youtube (ubchunkeys, nibblesthehammy and D1DDLED00) right okay.

USA/Canada: 1-800-803-9611

UK: 01628 500303

Australia: 1300 135 312

Diimport & Diedarkan Oleh: 03-78803817

i hope this helped they helped me.

P.S where it says what time i posted these it is wrong okay it's an American time not english. i mean it's like 7 hours behind or forward or something. i don't post things at like 2 in the morning.

funkey pic of the week. i have taken the liberty of making this using paint. vlurp as edward cullen (from the books "twilght" and so on) . it's not that good but i was bored. if you have any cool ideas for funkeys as characters from films or books then email them to me at bobthefish@live.co.uk !!!!! please the best 5 will be published onto my next post. also leave a username that can be shown on the screen.

snow

today (i know this has nothing to do with ub funkeys) we had no school because of snow. (yay) this is the biggest snowfall i have seen in london. so happy :)

anyway umm... oh yea happy 2nd of feb. (it's not a special day but I wanted to say that) i'm sure it's someones birthday so happy birthday who ever you are.

random news.

Ub funkey of the week this time was...

boggle

quote from a sender. "i vote boggle. ii don't know why but he is cool. he has three eyes. haggin"

thanks for that haggin.

also new poll starting and any other things you want published on this blog send it to me at bobthefish@live.co.uk

thanks everyone.

competitions.

funkey of the week

and winner of the bomble competition is still needed. come on send us your funkey photos of ur collection. and wina bomble bobthefish@live.co.uk gd luck. also funkey of the week is.....

vroom he won by 20 votes. try harder if you want your funkey to win.

look at this. sneak peeks of the new hero funkeys comming out this year. also about the competition for winning bomble i will not ship world wide only uk. sorry but it is too expensive.

Votes have ended and the funkey of the week is.........
Bomble. from the hidden realm bomble is a yeti funkey. even better one lucky winner will win a funkey from this weeks competition. yes I am giving away a bomble the competition will end on february 5th. all you have to do is send a picture of your ub funkey collection and send it to me at bobthefish@live.co.uk . thank you. the person with the best picture will send their address and i will send their bomble then delete the address. i am not a peado or anything i am 13 years old. so ha. good luck. also the winning picture gets put on youtube. yay. good luck.

Woo Hoo hidden realm.

Hidden realm funkeys. now on http://www.amazon.com/ they are selling hidden realm funkeys and they ship to the uk. yay i am 4 pounds away from getting one. yay yay yay.

sorry i have not updated this for a while. anyway back to normail if you want to find anything out about ub funkeys i can help. also i am from the uk so i know millions of places to buy them in the uk if you don't. also funkey of the week is...

fallout. he was voted in by 150 people who sent me an email. funkey of the week is starting again now so vote vote vote. email me on bobthefish@live.co.uk email is real. good luck on your favourite funkey.